Drunk is…trying.
Drunk is…thinking that everyone is hot. Including yourself.
Drunk is…not believing THAT happened. Until you remember.
Drunk is…apologizing every time you see THAT person
Drunk is…texting at 1am. And regretting at 7am.
Drunk is…being annoyed friends try to get you a cab. After napping at dinner.
Drunk is…repeating yourself. repeating yourslllef.
Drunk is…thinking that slowing down means switching to light beer.
Drunk is…waking up with shwarma on your chest. on the couch. like an otter.
What is drunk to you?
